Jonathan's Interview

I saw this on Jessica's blog and I wanted to try it on Jonathan.
Here is the honest, unedited truth (as he sees it).
1.) What is something Daddy always says to you?
No kicking butts but only punching bags.
2.) What is something Mama always says to you?
Don't go to bed. Stay up ALL week. (Said with much giggling.)
3.) What makes Daddy happy?
Don't knock down pictures.
4.) What makes Mama happy?
No breaking the 'puter.
5.) What makes Daddy sad?
Saying poopyhead to him.
6.) What makes Mama sad?
When I say Damnit.
7.) What does Daddy do that makes you laugh?
Going underwater in the pool.
8.) What does Mama do that makes you laugh?
When you flip under your float. When you're on the float and you go underwater.
9.) How old is Daddy?
He's a big boy (holding out his hand to indicate 5).
10.) How old is Mama?
5. Both of you are 5.
11.) How tall is Daddy?
4 feet tall.
12.) How tall is Mama?
5. You're a big girl.
13.) What is Daddy's favorite thing to do?
Clean the pool. Or play Legos. (The first one is completely off, the second one, he does seem to enjoy!)
14.) What is Mama's favorite thing to do?
Poop in her diaper (laughing hysterically! When??? Will?? The?? Potty?? Humor?? END???!!!!)

And this is where I ended the interview. I don't think I need to tell you that the response to #14 is NOT TRUE. I figured he was going to say play Webkinz, which would have been a little embarassing, but at least somewhat accurate.