Correction: That's 16 inches lost!

Whoops, I had even more reason to brag yesterday. I just put in my final results online, and I actually lost 16 inches. 3 from my bust (that's all bra-fat!), 3 from my waist, 6.75 from my abdomen, etc.... Last night I went to return something, and the clothes that I normally wear at this store were falling off of me! I am down easily a whole size in their shorts. And all of this while still eating like a heifer and not losing a pound. I wonder what I could accomplish if I actually focused on my diet also? Hmmmm. This past month, it's either been super healthy or super bad eating (like I'll have Kashi and skim milk for breakfast, a huge salad for lunch, and then a chili dog, french fries and a Coke for dinner). And when you stretch your birthday out to last a whole month, you have cake more than once, and you eat out more than once.... So hopefully next month will bring some pounds and inches lost. I'll keep you guys posted. I am sure you find this utterly fascinating, right?
BTW! The new Tori and Dean show on the Oxygen channel? FABULOUS! I love, love, love this couple. I will be so sad if they ever get divorced (which I do realize is probably very likely).
I have always had a strange adoration for Tori Spelling, and I watched NoTORIous on VH1, and then I loved all the seasons (was there 3?) of Tori and Dean: Inn Love (where they tried to start a B&B). I am so sad that I will miss two new episodes while I am gone. But they are going to be DVRed and saved till manually erased.
Just so you know, Dave, I will be FURIOUS if I come home and they are not on the DVR list! The house can be a disaster and your honey-do list can be completely undone, but if you mess with my show settings, !!!!!!!!!!!
(I hope everyone who reads this can tell when I am joking around. ) Even if I were furious with Dave, this is what I would say: Honey, I can't believe you erased my shows! And he would say: I'm sorry! And I would say, sulkily, It's okay. We are a pretty quiet couple.