Walgreens

Today on the way home, I stopped off at Walgreens. I have had a stressful week. My purchases were:
1 large Dove dark chocolate bar
1 large Dove Milk Chocolate bar with Almonds
Cherry Chapstick
1 bottle Nivea Goodbye Cellulite! Gel Cream

I swear that the salesman actually smirked at me. Like, alright, fat girl! Why don't you go on home and rub this on your thighs while you are eating your 1200 calories worth of chocolate?

Maybe I am just really, really tired and cranky.
(One of them was for Dave; I hate dark chocolate. It's too healthy.)