Issues

This morning I woke up at 4 AM after only four hours of sleep... I was starving and we have no milk in the house, and we have no good coffee just nasty Maxwell House that I swear smells like skunk when I brew it-- so much for me trying to economize... Dave went and got us donuts and me coffee (not at 4 AM, but at 6 AM, and he was already up; I'm not a that much of a demanding witch). We had to say goodbye to my Dad this morning, he is going back to NY after almost two weeks, and I went inside and cried for about 10 minutes, and the salt from my tears aggravated this rash I have around my eyes, which I guess is from allergies, so now my eyes are all red and swollen with what probably looks like a contagious rash around them. Then my cat who is not supposed to be inside came over and wiped her nasty face all over my LAST clean pair of pants, and smeared this black gunk all over my pant leg. Nasty girl, needs to wash her face. So I came inside and dug my dirty jeans out of the wash since all my other jeans don't currently fit since I am having a fat crisis. I sprayed myself down with some Cherry Blossom mist from Bath and Body Works to get rid of the stale laundry smell and I swear I smell like Charmin toilet paper now. Not used Charmin toilet paper, thankfully, but like the perfume they put in Charmin toilet paper. My Mom would describe it as "snatchy." (I don't think she realizes....) Also, this nasty smell seems to be aggravating my eye rash and triggering one of my headaches. I took some Motrin which is hurting my stomach, which already hurts all the time, but is worse because coffee and donuts always make me sick.
Jonathan and Anna are refusing to wake up and I need to leave in about 10 minutes. My back hurts already, normally it does not freak out like this until the afternoon, so I don't know how I am going to make it all the way through church. My favorite necklace (really, the only one I ever wear) had about 4 knots in it. I worked on it for fifteen minutes, and now it has 10 knots in it.
There was some other stuff, which I can't remember now, but I am going to slap my happy face on and go put my kids in the car in their pajamas and hope my Mom does not judge me too much when I drop them off without proper clothing or breakfast. I am having some issues.