Jonathan's Lists

Now, before you think I am a bad mother for letting him compose the following lists, let me remind you that this is actually a literacy building activity. I guess these are to do with his future hopes and dreams.

Jonathan's Potty Word List

1. Pee on the floor until I flood the bathroom.
2. If someone punched me in the penis, I would choke him.
3. I want to step in dog poop.
4. I want to jump off a boat.
5. I want to step on a fish.
6. I never want to go to school.
7. I want to play Webkinz all day.
8. Poop in my pants on purpose.

Jonathan's List of Happiness

1. Have 50 dogs.
   
2. Plant a garden.
3. Have 2 kittens.
   
4. Feed a Shamu.
5. I love the brown dog.
6. Have 1 puppy.
7. Build a boat.
   
8. Have a pet hamster too.
9. Hold my hamster.
10. My hamster can run in a ball.
    
11. I want to go to the North Pole.
    
12. My hamster is white and brown.
13. Pet a bunny.